As anyone who has a green feather boa hanging up in their closet knows, being a Harry Styles fan is basically a full-time job. Responsibilities include, but are not limited to: having a healthy interest in what he’s up to, being suddenly obsessed with Olivia Wilde, watching his Grammys performance a normal-I-swear-I’m-fine number of times in a row (over 3/under 10), forcing people to watch the video for “Watermelon Sugar” and analyze it with you, having a vast knowledge of every single one of Harry’s tattoos and their hidden meanings, and, of course, vaguely disliking other former members of One Direction for literally no reason.
Of course, you don’t need to be a full time professional Harry Styles fan to enjoy the benefits of the job, aka super cute merch. And as with most celebrity merch, finding the ultimate Harry-themed item for yourself or a friend is a true art form, much like uncovering a never-before-seen Picasso painting. Too extra and you’re going to get looks in public due to Harry’s face being plastered across your shirt. Too subtle and what’s the point even, you know?
Which brings us to our list of ultimate Harry Styles gifts, an assortment of finds that are truly so cool people who don’t even like Harry Styles (HOW DARE YOU / WHO ARE YOU) would probably be pumped to own them. From ’90s-inspired vintage band tees, to a sweater covered in Harry’s tattoos, to the literal necklace he wore in the video for “Golden,” here are the best Harry Styles gifts the internet has to offer. Now excuse me while I go buy that air freshener.
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For When You Wanna Be Subtle
Treat People With Kindness Glitter Crewneck Sweatshirt
No one but Harry Styles enthusiasts will get this sweater, which means you can wear it in public without people being like, “Oh…an unhinged fan walks amongst us.”
For When Harry Styles Is Art
Watermelon Sugar Harry Styles Poster
Weirdly this poster has yet to be hung in the Louvre, so you might as well hang it in your gallery wall.
For When You’re Feeling Emosh
Harry Styles Vinyl
Real Harry Styles fans moodily play his music on vinyl while wistfully staring out a window, and that’s just a fact!
For When You Want to *Be* Harry
Harry Styles Watermelon Sugar Blue Flower Sunglasses
If you need me this summer, I’ll be wandering around NYC dramatically wearing these shades.
For When You’re Playing It Cool
Harry Styles Vintage ’90s Shirt
It’s a vintage band tee that just happens to have Harry Styles on it, okay?? No further questions!
For When You Want Your Gift to Be Wrapped in a Gift
Harry Styles Gift Wrap & Gift Tag
Incredibly extra Harry Styles gift-givers only, pls.
For When You Wanna *Be* Harry Pt. 2
Golden Harry Styles Beaded Replica Pearl Necklace
Oh, this ol’ thing? Just the same necklace Harry Styles wore in the video for “Golden.”
For When You Wanna Copy Harry’s Silhouette
A Pair of Pants He Would Approve Of
Listen, I know I don’t have to tell you this, but Harry loves a wide-leg trouser. Preferably with pleats. And in a fun color. The more fabric, the better.
For When Harry Is Calling You
Harry Styles Phone Case
I mean, he’s already your lock-screen photo, so.
For When You Wanna Copy Harry’s Silhouette Pt. 2
Silk Shirt with High Collar + Puffy Statement Sleeves
For When You BREATHE Harry Styles
Harry Styles Air Freshener
Them: “Why does it smell so good in your car?”
Me: *points to Harry Styles air freshener*
For When You’re Doing the Most
Chandelle Feather Boa
For When You’re Also an Olivia Wilde Fan
Dont Worry Darling T-Shirt
It’s called supporting Harry’s loved ones, okay?!
For When You’re a Cowgirl, Duh
Yeehaw Harry Shirt
For When You Saw Him on Tour
A 2017 Harry Styles Tour Poster
Or, like, when you want to pretend you saw him on tour. Either way.
For When You Also Love ‘The Little Mermaid’
But Daddy I Love Him Shirt
For When You Want His Tats
Butterfly Styles Tattoo Sweatshirt
The closest any of us will ever get to Harry Styles shirtless, let’s be real.
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